Monday, December 22, 2008

Toilet Bowl Restaurant @ Queens Bay Mall

When semester break, i went back hometown - Penang for few days.. Me and my best friend Chui Shen went to Queens Bay mall shopping and we felt hungry after doing some girlish stuff such as looking on handsome men, testing some pretty cloth then praise own self, looking on mirror at toilet, ate some sampling......

So we found kinda holly shit restaurant, ya is holly shit? why because it's called Toilet Bowl Restaurant!!! First thing went into my mind was these:
I worried whether the waiter would gave us some laxative to eat first then bring us to choose a toilet bowl like above picture and order whatever to eat like pizza or nasi lemak meanwhile doing "poo" business.. And i was so sure this restaurant is for someone who has constipation..


When i step into the restaurant i know whatever i worried is nonsense.. The restaurant decoration themes is toilet bowl, there are three toilet bowl at the entrance to welcome us instead of waiter.

My best friend - Chui Shen reading the menu

The table is transparent glass which cover two toilet sinks. There are few sea shells inside the sink, but i never saw any sea shell in toilet before... One of the weakness of the glass table is sexy lady can't use their toe to tempt a guy because if she does then others can see... But this is not a problem for me because i am not lesbian and thanks God i never have a desire to tempt chui shen or any girls...

All of the customers were served to sit on toilet bowl. The toilet bowls are so pretty and elegant or cute with colorful design. They are 100% real toilet bowl, so it is very convenient because you can pit or poo inside if you want while you eating and no need walk far to find a wash room.. Cool right? **just kidding

Event the clock and name cards holder are "made from toilet bowl". Hopefully there are no shit stick on the name card...

This lady was enjoying bath meanwhile having her meal in the toilet bowl restaurant..

Well, the dish i ordered was on the left hand side of above picture - Giant Sausages. Which really looked like the business i did every morning however the different is one is haven't processed by stomach so you still can see and taste the ham, chicken sausages, cheese and cucumber while my business is after the process. On the right hand side is the pictures of breads which designed into shit shape, unfortunately these breads are not sold in this restaurant.
I also ordered Grapes Ice, i love this dessert, the ice shaved was pour with grapes juice and topping with grapes and a scoop of vanilla ice-cream. When i saw this i start imagine a girl is doing flower bath spa in a bath tube, so relax huh? Then wonder why suddenly some disgusting thing run into my mind then the imagine scene jump to another slide,

Erm.. hehehe, i mean jump to the cartoon bathe picture ok? not the muscle man, i am very innocent one.. kekeke

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Start my jogging plan

When i was first year in University, i used to jog few times a week for a short period.. Then my weight was dropped from 57kg to 52kg... Wow! Lost 5kg in few months, not bad huh.. I also went to climb the highest mountain in South East Asia Mt. Kinabalu, yeah!! i really can't believe that i can do that, you know.. When i reach the peak, i feel so touch and proud of myself..

After came back from Kota Kinabalu, conquered the damn high mountain (over 4000m) which need 2 days to done, i have stop my jogging life. I gave myself kinda lame reason like busy in study. However this kinda suck reason was supporting me for 1 year plus for no jogging, hahaha..

Now my weight gain from 51kg to 52-53kg from last month, due to exam time I ate a lot and went back Penang few days 'stay' with my Ice Kacang, 'sleep' with Char Keoy Teow, 'play' with Curry Mee and 'pillow talk' with Assam Laksa, nevertheless my lovely mom dishes. Now is the time to slim down.. Today is the first day i go to jogging, i will report here every month about my progress weight IF AND ONLY IF i maintain this habit, God Bless..

Well, behind my house is a garden, so i just jog there. It is a nice garden for relaxing and exercises. I like this garden because i can feel very warm family atmosphere...
I saw a happy family, parents were playing tennis with son, the weird thing was both father and mother were in a team to challenge their little son, i think maybe they want to train him to get the first Olympic gold medal for Malaysia...

Beside that i aslo can feel some sweet and romance aroma...

Actually that time they were playing swing together just like storyline in Romance Movie, the main actor was helping the main actress play the swing, however they are not Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt nor Edison Chen with Gillian Chung so they are not familiar to show us how close they are in front of camera. Hence once i took out my cell phone and zoom on them, they feel very shy and start playing hide and seek with me... LOL

Here is the picture for imagine purpose of the romance scene:


Not only playground with swing, slide, see-saw; the park also has several gymnastic stuff for public used, see the uncle was so happy dancing on it...


Every evening you can see a lot of retired mid-age or old men playing tennis there..
Doctor advice: elderly must keep exercise as a habit for personal health.
From here, each of them also can make new friends and when tired in playing, they can have "Men Men Talks"...

Mr. Yellow : My son, Jack very busy one, working in
USA,
one month earn 10k US dollar..
Mr. Milk : Isit? My Samu Veli work in ministry, can
earn "Kopi Money", annual income 300K!

Mr. Orange : My daughter not that busy, she always
come to visit me and bring me go out...
She is coming to bring me for dinner...
Mr. Yellow + Mile : ........ >.<.........>.<...........................
-Designed Dialogue-

Father who always play a "black face" character in home, can bind his relationship with son in the park as well.


My target time for jogging is 1 hour, i thought i would exhausted in the half way, and start walk like "Cuttle Fish" after half hour due to i already no exercise for 1 year plus and my metabolism rate is as low as the low-cut dress in the movie -Curse of the Golden Flower...
However i am proud of myself because i manage to run slowly for 1 hour non-stop!! Just i felt my right waist was pain like gastric in the half way that day, i believe a lot of people would have same experience like me while jogging, fortunately i used to learn how to recover it from my sport teacher in secondary school, i just did like the above picture then my pain was go away..

Of course i was not pull down my T-shirt and show the half "OO" like Gong Li did in the movie so that my waist not pain, i mean what i did was like the photo above the movie poster which i banded my waist to the painful side and run for a while, after that there was no more pain anymore...

That day, i felt very happy and relax after sweat a lot... My mood turn good after had a bad mood for whole week. Exercise really is a good way to release tension furthermore can relax every single cell in the body.

But the thing that make me so shock and unbelievable in that day was i met lion in the park!!!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Dong Gun interested on me!! Oh no!

Interview of Jang Dong Gun interested http://ent.sinchew-i.com/node/10745 - I read this in sinchew.com.my just now and feel so proud of myself because the Korean Woman Dreams' Guy Jong Dong Gun like a girl who just look like... erm.. just look like... hehe just look like me, kekeke, wahahaha!!!! So shameless, thick-skinned, in hokkien this syndome called "bin pui kao" (thick-skinned) or "beh pai seh" (shameless)...

Don't laugh at me got this thinking ok, you see the interview, he said he like girl with small nose and thick lips, when i read here i feel like want to fly onto the sky because never thought i suit it, and never heard people dream girl's features are in my quality list, hahaha!! but after finished read it then i fell down from sky and sit back on my chair back because he said the girl must also looks elegant and soft, Cheh!! Sigh**

Nevermind, i also not interested in moustache man some more already 37-year-old okay...



The article is as below:
舊愛結新歡‧張東健靠喝醉入睡
2008-12-14 15:33

兩位緋聞女友已另嫁他人,不禁讓張東健(右)大有感慨。

(韓國‧首爾)張東健明年邁入37歲,緋聞女友廉晶雅、韓彩英已升格人妻,他卻還是孤家寡人一個,他透露每當夜晚來臨,只能靠喝酒填補內心的空洞,趁著酒意才能入睡。他說:“也許是年紀到了,看到朋友的小孩,我也會有想要有自己的孩子的,卻找不到對象,好寂寞。”
張東健出道16年,曾和廉晶雅、申愛及韓彩英傳戀情,最後卻未開花結果。廉晶雅已升格當媽、韓彩英另嫁他人,連申愛都已有心上人,只有他仍是單身王老五,他表示,每晚寂寞上身時,都要豪飲3罐啤酒才能入睡,令媒體不禁擔憂他恐已有酗酒習慣。
張東健今年忙在海外拍攝好萊塢電影《沙漠戰士》,早前終於抽空參加韓國綜藝節目《朴重勳-大韓民國今日(週日,12月14日)夜晚》錄影。
張東健在節目中坦承:“我出道後曾談過兩次戀愛,總是沒時間陪伴對方,沒信心對她好,因此不想耽誤她的青春,最後只好分手。”
張東健身旁的好友接力結婚,讓他也忍不住“婚”頭,甚至看到親戚的小孩,還會興起當爸爸的念頭,終於決定開始努力尋找“孩子的媽”。張東健說:“我喜歡鼻子小、嘴唇厚,有氣質的女生,當然個性溫柔才是最重要的條件。”

This lesson teach us don't think too much and don't read too much at mid night and please go to sleep early....

Thursday, December 11, 2008

why ladies spending money on make-up?

Yes i know internal beauty is more important than external beauty...
yaya, i understand make up is wasting money, buying over thousand bulks of cosmetic set for you guys is just as unreasonable as asking you guys spend over thousand bulks to buy a set of condoms... x.x

Maybe for you guys, only celebrity need to spend money on make-up but i tell you guys they spend two or three more zero at the back of the price that our usual be ok...

They question is : why female make-up?
There are a lot of answers, below are few of them....

Answer 1.
Jessica Simpson: before make-up, i can't smile when looking on mirror, after make-up, my smile tell you how confidence i am...

Answer2: answered by Christina Ricci
Without make-up: hoi! don't run! you all waiting here is hope to see me, aren't you?
with make-up: stay away from me, you clumsy vulgar man!
Guys: Oh, come on babe!

3. Aunty Cher also wanna show you a magic of cosmetic...
left picture: Hng! don't play play!
right picture: Hi kids, i am so charming right?

4. Charlize Theron: (eating ice-cream): nyum..nyum... you know what, my eyes can't radiate current without make-up...


Answer 5 from Cameron Diaz.....
withot make-up: hello, can you recognize me? if i using this look in movie will you pay money to go cinema to watch my acting? No right. thats why girls should make-up..


6. Britney Spears
in pink: I am the mummy of few childrens... so you can't blame me if no time to make-up ok!
in blue: however, in this look, and also my bank accounts, i still have a lot of admire, hehe...

OO7: Avril Lavigne
Without make up: hey hey you you, i wanna be your girl friend!
the gentleman: no way no way, please go see the mirror!


No. 8 Alicia Silverstone:
Left: yoyo, watsap? i know what, you think i just like tom boy right?
Right: See, i am so girly, attractive and cute after make-up..



No. 9 The sweet and hot actress and the dream woman of most of the guys' - Jessica alba..
Jessica alba with make-up and less dress on the beach...

Can you guess how she look without make up? Chiang chiang chiang chiang, here we are!

jessica alba without make-up and dress-up on the beach...

Wah, why so far different one!! just the backgound similar!!
Ei, a second, Oops! sorry, wrong picture, actuary is this:
And so muuuuuuuuuch examples showed by the models..............

Sunday, December 7, 2008

weather and mood

After washed my cloth, bedclothes and washroom yesterday,
wake up at 8 morning today,
start sweep and mop the floor in the cloudy day,
together with cleaning the fan by climb the chair,
All of this is to welcome someone today,
I didn't notice fairy has send a message to me trough the weather early in the day,
so I am still happy prepared and planning program even is Monday,
11am is the time to call you; and its still a cloudy day...


Can not come due to no transport, you say,
Your place raining heavily, again, you say,
Oh, fairy, what should i say? This is not what i pray.
Just realize here start raining when I stand behind the door and stare,
also right see the cloudy message fairy sent me early the day,
and I laugh at myself in the raining air...

To cheer up myself i decide walking to a cafe,
under a transparent umbrella blew by strong cold air,
walking 2o minutes to the shop and see a closed board which the owners lay,
my tears drop down finally in the rain, so dare...
Walking to several bakeries looking for green tea cake to warm my day,
but unfortunately the dark cloud haven't run away,
my favorite dessert are all finished they say....
I smile with them and walk into the rain with fully despair..

Walking back with much more worse and never gay,
suddenly you say something insult my personality and thinking way,
how much disappointed and sadness i have to bear?
I told myself to be tough no matter it is a rainy or sunny day,
and even people say something to hurt me also do not to care,
hope tomorrow will be a better day!